Bloom B*tch
An immersive retreat to up-level your marketing photos, videos & vibe In Grass Valley, CA, April 24-27, 2025
For neurodivine, empathic entrepreneurs - get the photos, videos, and vibe you need to up-level your business this year.
I call us the Synaptic Sages – our neurons fire and wire differently, and our wisdom is ahead of our time.
Let's be real, we're genius and we also struggle with some sh*t...
- Coordinating photo shoots
- Feeling embodied in front of a camera
- Getting video of ourselves
- Making content regularly
- Feeling "on-brand" with our posts
It took me YEARS to learn how to do all this in a way that felt good. Let's speed it up for you.

- Clarify the message of your work
- Craft your visual vibe
- Clear old stories
- Embody your next evolution
- Be captured on camera
- Choose aligned colors + fonts
- Make authentic reels
- Up-level your homepage


They Sing the Good Praise!
Hi, I'm Elyna
I am an earth scientist, business strategist and deep intuitive. I earned a degree in Geography from UC Berkeley, and have been an expert coach in 6 and 7 figure businesses for over a decade.
I am also an autistic woman with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). I have very different needs, and a very different mind.
When it comes to in-person retreats I know the need for structure, fun, and always having room for our multidimensional selves!
After 10 years of professionally planning transformational events, I like to think you’ve found a good cookie to do an in-person retreat with. My style is a balance of easy going with structure, let’s just say a lot happens without you feeling rushed.
WHAT'S INCLUDED
Pre-Retreat Clarity Call
hone your message
- Identify your 5 core messages
- Name where you shine + shy away
- Access your root level of core values
- Clarify your vision vibez with imagry
In-Person Retreat in Northern CA
come join us April 24-27, 2025
- Step into your next embodiment
- Sweat out old stories in a cob nature sauna
- Craft magical tools to anchor a new reality
- Have fun in front of the camera
- Receive 50+ professional photos
- Receive 20+ video clips
- Enjoy the beauty of Grass Valley, California
- Be taken around by a local!
Post-Retreat Implementation
be supported
- Clarify your branding basics
- Fine-tune your fonts and colors
- Choose 10 background images
- Set up your systems
Templates & Reviews
take real action
- Get 5 social media templates to customize
- Get 5 reel templates to customize
- Enjoy a template to up-level your homepage
- Receive a review on your new homepage




Photographer Cathleen
Photographer Kat
Spring Retreat PRICING
As someone who has pieced all of this together in my business for 9 years, I know the individual investments that goes in to branding, messaging, photography, video, and social media creation (not to mention the time).
I have spent thousands of dollars, and a lot of damn time, to line these crucial pieces up in my business again and again. And the truth is, so often the custom packages available are a much larger scope than I need.
Most of the time we just need a refresh in our business, not a total overhaul. We need an influx of fun, clarity, good vibes and meaningful direction. I don’t want that to cost you thousands of dollars.
That’s why I have created this spring retreat, a way for you to get clarity on where to focus your marketing, and the resources to do it without breaking the bank. Also, I know I’ll have a great time, and that’s perfect motivation for me.
Previous Participants' Experience
Your questions answered
Common questions
What is the exact timing?
4pm, Thursday April 24th – 12pm, Sunday April 27th
10683 Walker Drive, Grass Valley, CA
Are meals included?
All meals are included (breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks!). You will be prompted to give us your dietary preferences prior to the retreat.
I am REALLY into good home cooked food with local veggies and good quality meats and proteins. So expect good food 😉
I'm traveling to the retreat, what do I need to know?
The retreat is in Grass Valley, California.
The closest airport to fly into is Sacramento (we are a 75 min drive).
The Bay Area and San Francisco are 2.5 hours away (in good traffic).
There is not good public transportation from either airport. Best is to rent a car, or coordinate with another participant.
I can connect you with a couple people who do Sacramento airport pickups. Expect to pay about $60 each way.
Who are the photographers?
The photographers are two of my favorite people to work with.
Cathleen from Azara Images
and Kat Bacchus from Taming the Tangle.
Combined these women have over 50 years of experience! They are who I go to for my photography needs every year.
What about lodging?
The retreat does not include lodging.
However if you’d like to stay at my house in a shared room situation you are welcome to at no additional cost.It will be kind of like a dorm style set up. It’s fun and we’ve done it before with retreats.
If you want your own space I totally get it. I recommend…
The Pines Inn (1 minute away and most affordable)
The Holbrooke Hotel (3 minutes away, boutique, upscale awesome decor)
The Gold Miners Inn (5 minutes away with fresh, modern design)
There also plenty of airbnbs in the area, and I will be honest when I say I hear they are hit or miss. Some people have great experiences and others have not.
Can I pay in installments?
Yes! It’s the only way to pay 😉
What will I come away with from this?
Clarity on your messaging
New photos for your website and social media
Video content for social media
Templates for social media posts, reels and your homepage
Review of your homepage edits
Tutorial for making easy reels
Clarity on your branding
New Connections
and a damn good time!
I just started my business, is this for me?
This is actually great if you just started your business! You’ll end up with so many pieces you need in one go. I wish someone had this package when I was starting out.
What do I need to do before the retreat?
I have specific dietary needs, will that be an issue?
Nope. We are cooking simple organic meals and can easily fold in dietary needs. We will be asking everyone participating their dietary needs anyways!
How do I know if I need this or something with more ongoing support?
Even if you realize you need more ongoing marketing support, you’re still going to want to have these photos and videos. And even if you are not the one creating most of your social media in the long run, it’s good to know the pieces involved so you can better guide whoever helps you. No one can read your mind. And truth me, I have watched a lot of business owners THINK that the contractors they hired *could* read their minds. It doesn’t go well.
What is the refund policy?
There is non-refundable $250 deposit. If you need to cancel due to unforeseen circumstances you can do so until March 20th with a refund (minus the deposit). After March 20th we are not able to offer a refunds unless someone else registers for your spot (we will put the offer out).
Is it your time to bloom?
Let’s talk and find out if this retreat is a good fit for you. We only have 6 spots so grab a call time and let’s figure it out. We’d love to have you join us, we’re pretty easy going, enjoy a good time and are really good at what we do.